Welcome back to ShitBio, where we dissect domain investments that make NFTs look sane. Today’s victim: UsedAdidas.com, a “premium” domain listed by Yusuf01 on Namepros.com. Spoiler: It’s about as “premium” as a used gum wrapper. Let’s unravel this mess.
The Domain: UsedAdidas.com – Price: “Make Offer” (But Let’s Guess $15k)
A Name Only a Bot Would Love
First, let’s break down this linguistic tragedy. UsedAdidas.com is what happens when you let autocorrect run your branding.
Why This Domain Sucks:
- Typosquatting Lite: “Adidas” is spelled correctly… but squishing “Used” + “Adidas” into one word? It’s like naming a bakery “OldMoldyBread.com.”
- TLD Misfire: A .com for secondhand goods? Even Poshmark side-eyes this.
- Newly-born Vibes: The name screams “I am new and buy me at a premium price!” (Created in July, 2024)
Seller’s Fantasy: Yusuf01 calls this “premium” [sic] while bumping his thread into oblivion.
Pro tip: If your domain’s comment section is emptier than a Tesla Cybertruck event, lower the price.
The Seller’s Playbook: Bumps, Hype, and Zero Self-Awareness
The Art of Desperation (Namepros Edition)
Yusuf01’s sales thread is a case study in cringe. Let’s break down the tactics:
Red Flags in Plain Sight:
- The “Premium” Lie: The domain was registered July 29, 2024 (yes, 2024). It’s newer than ChatGPT’s last existential crisis.
- Bump Bot Behavior: multiple thread bumps, zero offers. Even crypto bros are like, “Too desperate.”
- Price? What Price?: No listed amount—just “make offer.” Translation: “I have no clue what this is worth, but I want Lambo money.”
Reality Check: Domains like this thrive on FOMO. But when your target audience is resellers, you’re just haggling over trash.
Why “UsedAdidas.com” Fails the Brandability Test
1. The “Used” Problem
Adding “Used” to a brand name is like opening a steakhouse called “Expired Beef Co.” It’s not quirky—it’s sketchy.
2. Trademark Tango
Adidas’ legal team loves folks monetizing their IP. This domain isn’t premium—it’s a lawsuit appetizer.
3. The $15k Delusion
Let’s math this out:
- $15k = 1,500 pairs of actual used Adidas sneakers.
- $15k = 15 years of GoDaddy hosting.
- $15k = A one-way ticket to BlockedByAdidas.com.
What Should Yusuf01 Do?
A Free Consulting Session (Because He Needs It)
- Rebrand: Try “SecondHandSneakers.com” – still bad, but less legally fraught.
- Pivot to Reality: List it for $500 and pray.
- Embrace the LARP: Lean into the absurdity. Start a blog: “Why I Overvalue Domains: A Tragicomedy.”
Key Takeaways
- Domains ≠ Lottery Tickets: Unless “UsedAdidas.com” comes with a time machine to 2003, it’s worthless.
- Bump Responsibly: If your thread needs CPR, let it die.
Found a domain seller who thinks “premium” = “delusional”? Submit it to ShitBio. We’ll roast it, toast it, and meme it into oblivion.
Disclaimer: All claims based on public Namepros thread activity and WHOIS data. No sellers were harmed (just mildly embarrassed).
