Welcome back to ShitBio, where we spotlight the most absurd, delusional, and downright hilarious domain investments listed by DomainMarket.com on DAN. Today, we’re tackling two gems that redefine the term “overpriced domain names.” Grab your popcorn—this is comedy gold.
Domain #1: washingtoninternationaluniversity.com – $29,888
The Name That Breaks Your Keyboard (and Sanity)
Let’s start with washingtoninternationaluniversity.com. At 37 characters (including .com), this domain is longer than a CVS receipt. It’s not just a mouthful—it’s a liability.
Why This Domain Sucks:
- TLD Mismatch: It’s a .com pretending to be a .edu. Even actual universities cringe.
- Branding Nightmare: Imagine students trying to spell this on a job application. “No, wait, it’s ‘internationaluniversity’—all one word!”
Seller’s Fantasy
They’ve priced this at $29,888 – which breaks down to $807 per letter when typing the whole name on the browser. For that price, you could buy a used car… or 37 better domains.
Domain #2: agencyforinternationaldevelopment.com – $19,888
A Masterclass in How Not to Name Anything
Next up: agencyforinternationaldevelopment.com. This 33-character (without .com) monstrosity sounds like a bureaucratic parody.
Why This Domain Sucks:
- SEO Delusion: Sure, stuffing keywords might work… in 2005. Google now penalizes clunky URLs.
- Zero Memorability: Even acronyms won’t save you. “AFID” sounds like a cough drop brand.
Seller’s Fantasy
At $19,888, this domain costs more than a year’s tuition at an actual university. But hey, why invest in education when you can own a URL that’s 90% filler words?
The Bigger Picture: Why These Domains Are Terrible Investments
1. The “Premium” Pricing Myth
Sellers slap “premium” on domains like it’s confetti. But premium domains are short, brandable, and memorable—not verbal marathons.
2. The Brandability Test (Spoiler: They Fail)
If your domain requires a PowerPoint slide to explain, it’s not brandable. It’s a liability.
3. The Reality Check
Domains like these linger on marketplaces for years, collecting digital dust. Meanwhile, their sellers keep doubling down on hopium.
What You Should Buy Instead
- Short & Sweet: Aim for 1-3 words (e.g., NextGen.com, SwiftAgency.com).
- Avoid Generic Slogans: “AgencyForInternationalDevelopment” isn’t a domain—it’s a mission statement.
- Verify Spelling: Unless you’re selling typosquatting as a feature.
Key Takeaways
- $50k for these domains? You’d get better ROI lighting cash on fire. At least that’s warm.
- Always ask: “Would I say this URL aloud in public without laughing?” If not, walk away.
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(Disclaimer: All prices sourced from DAN.com. No domains were harmed in the making of this blog… just egos.)